VfV Borussia Hildesheim 06 4 VfL Bückeburg 0
Having beaten Emden 3-2 the previous Friday we went into this game on a bit of a high. It was after this game that I stayed for a "few" drinks with a couple of the players. The lovely thing about alchohol is that it loosens lips, so I found out various things about various players and members of the coaching staff.
I have learnt that Tim Buchwald has a nickname which shall not be published here.
I have also learnt that Tobias Markowski sings "Morning has broken" at a VERY loud volume, repeatedly, gets drunk and loses his jacket.
And I saw a players naked arse (who shall remain nameless) wobbling a few metres away. I actually marked it a 7 out of 10 in the pub later.
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| Tobias "Cat" Stevens |
A bit of added spice before a ball was kicked, was the Hildesheim manager Andreas Golombek spouting some guff in the local press, calling us "thugs" and that the game wasn't important. For the record, we beat them 1-0 at our place. Sour grapes Andreas? Either way comments like that have no place in the press.
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| Andreas Golombek |
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| A penis |
Hildesheim is only about an hour and 10 minutes away, and I was at the ground early as usual. Bought my ticket and had a wander around the ground.
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| Match day programme and ticket |
I really can't talk about the game as events within the ground overtook what was happening on the pitch.
I decided I would buy a ticket in the stand, as I wasn't sure whether it would rain or not.
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| Main stand |
I parted with my 8€ and found a seat in the wooden, that's wooden stand. The first thing that struck me was the state of the seats.
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| 8€ gets you this... |
The second thing I noticed was the ammount of fag ends strewn across the floor. No thanks.....
A coffee, methinks! That'll go down nice! So I entered the "VIP" lounge wanting to make my purchase.
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| VIP area my arse! |
As I entered the wonderful VIP area, which had the grand total of fuck all, in there, the woman behind the counter looked at me as If I just just anally entered her cat! Not a good start.
I ordered a coffee. The evil titwitch behind the counter ignored me, but a troll of a man said "You're not allowed in here". Thinking he was joking I said, "Yes I am, I'm important".
"No you're not", he said. "Well, my wife thinks I am", I retorted
"No, you're not", said the oaf! I lost my temper. "Who the fuck are you to tell me what I am or not, you fool?" The man didn't answer. I decided I was not going to spend another cent in this god forsaken place. And oh yeah, VIP area? With paper plates and plastic cups, really classy! Nobs!!
The game gets underway and everytime one of our players breathes near a Penisheim player, the crowd start moaning. It was pathetic. I say crowd, there were very little of them.
We go 0-2 down and there is a foul by Nils Rinne. It happens. No malice intended. But this shrivelled old mushroom behind me on the terracing took offence. "He kicked him in the stomach", she whined. "Ooooh", said I, sarcastically. "Yes", she said as if to scold me. I couldn't help but laugh in her face.
At halftime I walk to the other side of the pitch, through the main stand. I was stared at, but upon inspecting the people, I thought I was in the alien bar in Star Wars. Never before have I seen such a collection of misfits and freaks.
Martin Prange went off injured in the 23rd minute, to be replaced by Hauke Voss and at the end of the game, Niko Werner posted a picture of his swollen ankle in Facebook. Looks like he has a space hopper attached to it.
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| Get well soon, Terror |
Oh yeah we lost 0-4 in the end. But it was another game where the actions of a few individuals spoilt my day. Hildesheim will play us next season, and I shall not welcome them at all. Maybe I should set up my own VIP lounge and sell them dog shit caked in breadcrumbs.
In other news
Orient actually win at home. Ok, last game of the season against the bottom club, but they all count. Lovely to see some of the youngsters given a chance as Moses Odubajo scored goal of the season on his debut.
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| Wonder strike from Moses |
Also Billy Lobjoit and Ally Omafemi came on for their senior debuts. A lot of dead wood has to be shifted in the summer. My guess is we will see a completely new team come August 18th.
Also Adam Yauch, alias MCA from the Beastie Boys died of cancer aged 48.
Ratings
Friendliness: 4
Clubhouse: 8
Seats: Yes
Behind goals: Terracing
Cover: Main stand
Floodlights: No
Barrier: Metal fence
Bratwurst: 2€ - Not sampled
Beer: Einbecher - Not sampled
Entrance fee: 8€ seats
Programme: Free
Weather: 5
Ground: 4
Home fans: 3
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